just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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