can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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