everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I had to cum in my sink.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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