sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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