I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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