Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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