I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
