I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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