so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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