bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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