sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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