with your own penis?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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