Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
