I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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