if you like me you must not know who I am
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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