I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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