We named our party play list daddy issues
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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