This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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