Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i drank out of a bidet.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Randomize
