Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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