You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
North Korea, Best Korea!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
