so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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