Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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