Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
