I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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