You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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