she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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