Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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