I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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