respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Terrible idea I love it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
