He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
