Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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