I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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