Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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