marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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