Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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