Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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