So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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