I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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