Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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