how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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