It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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