btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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