I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
