Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
