**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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