The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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