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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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