we have officially lost it.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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