im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
