kristin has been a bad kristin
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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