i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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