What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
